Monday, November 29, 2004

WORD GAMES

Democrats may be slowly realizing the need to resuscitate the word "liberal" while taking "conservative" down a few pegs. This morning, they get some help from Robin Wright and the headline writers at the Washington Post:
Iran's Conservatives Consolidate Power
This means that either President Bush is going to start enforcing religious law at gunpoint, or that the ayatollahs plan to enact major entitlement reforms.

You probably heard that the Marxist terrorist group, the FARC, supposedly targeted the President for assassination when he visited Colombia last week. I searched high and low, yet nowhere could I find a headline along the lines of "Colombian Liberals Plotted Assassination." Hey, Washington Times! What are you waiting for?